ohsoswiftly:

Cruz ends his campaign by punching and elbowing his wife in the face

tinderventure:

Slightly harsh

hypersaffels:

cutegirlonline:

FUXKSJSFJDHD

That was so unexpected

gothmothman:

Anyone that doesn’t agree with leggings as pants can physically fight me. And I’m going to win because I have a full range of motion due to the fact that I’m wearing leggings as pants.

witchstock:

Well damn

princesspaige:

my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.

“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”

okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”. 

free yourself. try a pixie cut.

bopeep:

*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK

meoshaa0001:

weloveshortvideos:

when all your friends go out and don’t invite you

IM SCREAMING LMAAAAO

circuitbird:

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.

fagg0t666:

constantly-h8n:

garbagefingers:

geodude:

I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

Didn’t even unmute and I died

Omg fuck y'all

So done

amb00bs:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

Me in the club